In this modern age of technology-inspired convenience, it’s difficult to keep track of what’s not yet possible. Here are some completely legitimate examples of such confusion.
- Soap dispensers in toilets – don’t just press it, catch it too.
- Hand dryer – put your hands where they actually need to be.
- Opening your front door – you’ll have to turn the key yourself.
- Going to the loo: you can’t delegate that shit.
- The cashier you just bought your groceries from will put your change in your hand, not your bank account.
- Google doesn’t have dinner waiting for you on the table.
- Bus passes: TAP that Oyster card.
- Being surprised that you actually have to type in what you want to Google.